Monday, August 1, 2011

Fuck Blogs

Why in the Fuck are there so many blogs with how many kids people have or what Jenny at age 2 is doing.  Really so I'm going to say yes I have a child but this blog is about me and only my thoughts.  There will not be any omg look how cute or can you believe hannah is 10 months and 2 days old today.  No!! only gratuitous violence and the F bomb on this site.


Ok, so I don't get it.  I have this completely random guy that works with me that I swear at some point in time may come in with a loaded shotgun and yea you know how that ends.  Anywho he always says things like "That's what I'd like to call a Hot topic" or "That's what I'd like to call important."  I don't get it.  Those things existed before you came up with them.  You didn't invent the word or come up with the idea.  It's not what you'd like to call it that's what it IS called!!  He also uses air quotes alot which I thought went out of style around 1997. 

There is also a girl here who I swear does an eightball of coke before work.  Just today she comes over and asks me about a box that needs to be filled out.  The box has two choices anniversary date or other.  What is so hard about that?  But that was a 45 min convo about how the procedures aren't correct B please it is right sit down stop snorting coke and get to work!!  I don't know where they come from. 

Off to class... My husband is leaving town for like 3 weeks so it should be interesting the next month.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Ok I got that out of my system....

So I have this completely random student teacher for World Religion class that claims to be buddhist but when I asked him if I could torch his budda book he about hit me.  So he needs to work on attachment issues to become a better buddhist I guess.  This guy is the funniest looking guy I've seen in awhile, he is a little over weight and no lie kicked his shoes off in class and did his karate moves... WTF is that I mean I get it you go to a do jo but really do I need to see your belly jiggle like Santa?  It makes no sense what so ever!!!


I'm just going off to whom ever will want to listen :)

So I'm supposed to work from home today but of course that's not possible with everyone and their brother off on vacation this week.  I hope they are all really enjoying the 97 degree heat out there.  Was it really worth it?  I mean really these people are killing me.  I want to like my job and I am thankful for it but come on!!!  Not to mention to finals due this week, the kids school stuff is starting, and oh yea the house groceries and everything else under the sun.  Did I mention my husband has not been the most helpful lately.  Don't worry I'll take care of it all. *sigh*  Why in the hell did I decide I needed to go to college after 15 years of being out of school.  But now I have to do it right I mean I can't let everyone down.  Ok so at the moment everything sucks but it has go to get better right?  Ok this post is just the start I'm usually a good storyteller and pretty snarky so let's hope for happier posts to come :)